I'm huge.
I'm surprised that my reflection still fits in the little mirror.
Spring break is soon.
Going with The Friend.
The Friend1: have you been a good puppy?
Ari2: what? huh...oh, yeah.
The Friend1: yay!
She doesn't need to know that I haven't been a 'good puppy'.
Or even that I'm not a puppy anymore at all.
I was a puppy three years ago when she got me we met. Now I'm a full grown wolfmonster that rips up the cushions and pisses on the carpet. I shit in people's shoes, on their lives.
Soon, everyone is going to realize that they could handle the cutefluffypuppy, but that the cutefluffypuppy grew into a saintbernardwolfmonsterelephantdoggirl and that it must be taken to the pound before they all drown in the shit. It Must Be Done. Before I'm surprised that my reflection still fits in the little mirror.
Spring break is soon.
Going with The Friend.
The Friend1: have you been a good puppy?
Ari2: what? huh...oh, yeah.
The Friend1: yay!
She doesn't need to know that I haven't been a 'good puppy'.
Or even that I'm not a puppy anymore at all.
I was a puppy three years ago when she got me we met. Now I'm a full grown wolfmonster that rips up the cushions and pisses on the carpet. I shit in people's shoes, on their lives.
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